DID SOMEONE SAY ROBOT SKULL?!?
DID SOMEONE SAY ROBOT SKULL?!?
also please pls pls if you have any headcanons for black widow lena be kind enough to share because i’m havign a more difficult time intertwining their characters than i am with the others (i mean correct me if i’m wrong but she and natasha aren’t too much alike in personality
well not natasha’s current persona anyway /sarcastic cacklingbUT they are very good at babysitting a bunch of dweeb boys heh) buuut i was tooling around with this idea that marvel au lena is what lena might have been had the order taken a little more from such a young girl than it did, had komui shown up a little bit later than he did, if she grew up into someone a bit more snakelike and a bit less willing to give her heart but still just as graceful because she managed to keep her head even if she was torn up along the way and now i’m rambling
ok timothy would get an absolute kick out of those wings i can see it yes yes
(not to mention sam totally adores steve and timothy adores allen, canon supports this)he’d be so reckless all spinning and diving and LOOK MA NO HANDS
and I JUST SAW THAT POST HOLY COW HOW DO I LAND
BACK TO ROBOT SKULLS. that is so badass sweet mama people trying to hit or shoot him in the head and he doesn’t move an inch and just …looks at them with this
sassydead-eyed stare like “…really?” and then opens up a can of Winter Bookman-in-Training on their butts
(i’m gonna draw it. mark my words i’ll draw winter soldier lavi)
OK FEEL FREE TO JUST LET WHATEVER I SAY FLY OVER THE EDGE OF A CLIFF B/C EVEN I’M NOT SURE WHAT I’M SAYING ANYMORE AND I AM ANYTHING IF JUST ABSOLUTELY CLUELESS AT NATASHA ROMANOFF’S ACTUAL BACKGROUND BUT
I woke up my cat laughing at this
i forgot what i was doing
saw a gif of this but i can’t remember where i saw it fff if anyone knows, please tell me!
EDIT: FOUND IT
bookman-jr replied to your post “my winter soldier feelings are all over the place hooly friggin moly”I CALL DGM AU W/ KANDA AS CAP AND LENA AS BW ITLL BE A FUCKED UP RENDITION AND I DONT CA R E 8U
/wholeheartedly hops on the lena-as-black-widow train because possibilitiess
oh man but i don’t think i can shake the image of allen as steve - both of them too dumb to run away from a fight, determined and hellbent on the course of rightness even though there’s so much doubt and the ideal they struggle to carry is poisoned with poisonous people and poisonous actions and poisonous propaganda, and they both spend their arcs having to come to terms with that and then stepping willingly into the darkness of it but never letting the darkness consume them AND both of them becoming fugitives of the institution they serve even though they never had a choice in the matter where are all these parallels coming from what is happening
don’t even get me started on them both being men out of time, men wrapped up in time
but imagine lavi as the winter soldier. i mean how ”lavi” and bucky share that swagger and that quick smile and that pragmatic cynicism hello even though lavi’s not so blindly cocksure like bucky was; but lavi-as-a-whole, though in different circumstances (he observes war while winter solider begins and ends it in small, savage doses behind the scenes) shares with the winter soldier the role of being emotionless, disconnected, ageless, methodical, just go on to mission after mission, but they’re both so so so so human in the end and more cracked around the edges than they’re supposed to be (and more ready to rebel against their design than they’re willing to believe)
or… something like that
sweet mother of pearl now i think of the scene in the ark when allen’s trying to pull lavi out of road’s dream with touch and with words SWEET MOTHER OF PEARL THE ENTIRE BIT WITH ROAD’S DREAMWORLD AND BRAINWASHED LAVI HOW DID I NOT REALIZE THAT BEFORE
NAH MY IDEA CAN BE DISMISSED 2 HELL THIS IS MUCH MUCH BETTER OH MY GOD
LIKE BLACK WIDOW LENA THO UGH “YOU’VE COMPROMISED THIS WHOLE MISSION LENALEE” “I THINK THAT’S A LITTLE OVERBOA—*BOOM BOOM* OK NVM”
an older Timothy for Falcon. No there is nothing that can convince me otherwise. Absolutely nothing. Nope.
aND LAVI FOR BUCKY THO OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD. INSTEAD OF AN ARM WHY NOT JUST A ROBOT EYE. GOT THE WHOLE SIDE OF HIS HEAD BLOWN OUT. SO NOW HES GOT A PARTIAL METAL SKULL AND EYE AND IT LOOKS COOL WHEN PEOPLE TRY TO HIT HIM THERE BC NOTHING HAPPENS BC HE’S A COLD MOTHERFUCKER. YOU’RE RIGHT, SWEET MOTHER OF PEARL THIS NEEDS TO BE A THI N G OH GOD
dgm au where everything is the same except kanda is voiced by gordon ramsay